I've learned:

-the difference between a sativa and an indica high
-how to identify if weed is headies, midis, beasters, schwag, etc...
-that the music department is fucked up
-that nothing i'm taught in college will actually help me become a better musician
-how to become a drug dealer who won't get caught
-that you will get a handful of change if you're 2 cents short when bob is working at 24
-the uconn police have way too much time on their hands
-a little charisma goes a long way
-metal is more amazing than i could have ever realized
-people are going to let you down no matter what, the trick is to not let it get you down
-college is not worth all the trouble that it brings along with it
-i would rather get high and sleep than go to class
-when i do go to class, it's better to go high
-Metal is pretty much life
-i like drugs more than i should
-being younger than everyone sucks when they go to bars
-how to give amazing blow jobs
-how to move my air, the trick is doing it

well, that's about it, maybe a few more things that haven't been listed, but uconn has pretty much been a waste of $56,000. at least i've made some amazing friends.

FUCK YOU UCONN! I am done.